Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
So here goes.
A: whats your name?
A: Ganesh na?
B: summa “Gun” maadri answer pannuven
A: appo na tel me the wave equation for De Brogle waves use it along with Hamilton Jocobi equation of mechanics ..
B: Dishkyaaooooon !!
A:What is your name?
B: naalu kku apram varumae athu than 5
A:Whats your name?
A: Sun thochi kaaya podanuma?
A: Whats your name?
A: Ennaku arikkala .. unnaku arichidhu na .. nee yay sorinjiko
A: Whats your name?
A: *in vadivelu voice* naa ippo preeeya elle .. venum na naalikku cinema povoma ?
A: whats your name?
B: Shahrukh khan nadicha padam. see link here
A: Whats your name?
A: honey lam en kitta elle, kada open pannapram poi vaangitu varen
A: Whats your name?
B: yaara paathu variya nu kekuray .. na oru kudumba ponnu.
A: whats your name?
A: hey hindi, go .. go .. akka is calling you .. see .. hey hinda ra lethu andi ?
(just incorporating a bit of telugu too .. I guess it didn’t work out anyways)
i guess i ll stop with these ones for now. after all the idea is to let ppl put mokkai with other .. happy mokkai putting !!
P.S .. a lot of names i used here are my friends .. so .. please .. enna unga veetu pillaiya (not pillaiyar) nanaichi manithu vidungal ...
Thursday, August 18, 2011
There are a certain group of people that like to call themselves “bikers” and yet .. they have only scooters. Now .. I got a doubt here .. if u ride a bike means u r biker .. but if u ride scooter means u r scooterer ah ?? .. Anyway .. moving on .. yeah .. these people have scooter usually like sunny, scooty, scooty pep, deo, active etc .. these guys sit right behind on the scooter where the pillion rider is supposed to sit. Why exactly do they do it? DO they actually think that we’ll go, “paavam, he must have been racing in motogp before, pity he has to ride a scooty now” ? and for these people, straight roads and lanes doesn’t exist. Its almost like they cant think straight (may be they are gay?).. Morons ..
These are plenty and most common. These are also the easiest to imitate. U know thse ppl when u look at them. They have this weird hair-do and usually a goatee. they always start their conversation with “wassup” and there are lots of “dudes” , “bros” when they talk. Mind you, this culture was actually started by anglo ppl who live in Chennai but the rest are just wannabes. But I am not able to conclude what kinda of wanna be, is it wannabe white, or wanna be rock star .. no one will know.
They can also be called as “wannabe dilse manisha koiralas”. Actually most of the girls fall into this. They are the people who always wear a cloth around their head during the day time and wander around (cuz obviously if u see their faces during day time u ll faint due to fear). If u do ask them, they ll say, “en complexion kettu poidum da (hey! My complexion will be spoiled ya)”. Ok this is probably the gayest thing that I have ever said in my life but still I ll go ahead with it. My complexion is better than most people and I don’t find the need to wear an al-qaeda turban around my face. (I am ashamed for having said that..)
Also, the girls these days are maintaining multiple accounts (one boy for mobile recharging, one for movies, one as driver etc.), this also acts as a precaution so that they are not recognized in public.
Well .. this is a corollary to the “Cool bikers” above. V come across these jerks everywhere .. these are the people who are always blowing (no double meaning intended here) their horn. Its almost like their eyesight is restricted to 5 meteres and they cant see beyond that. You will be standing in a full traffic and this jerk will be constantly honking behind you. What ? does he expect you to fly over all the vehicles standing in front of you. Agreed, I am south indian and I grew up watching Rajni and vijay kanth’s movies (Not to mention T.R too) but obviously he cant expect us to every thing that they did .. no ?
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Deep sea, warm sunshine and the beautiful dove,
This is a song about the girl I love.
I always forget my sense of duty,
for I am mesmerized by her beauty.
Gone is the wish for the king’s crown,
When I look into her eyes so brown.
Meadows and pastures don’t seem so nice,
Whenever, wherever I get lost in her eyes.
I would scale any mountain’s peak,
Just to get a glimpse of her rosy cheek.
I see the moon, it has lost its flair,
My girl’s skin, Oh! Its so fair.
Round the world, I would make trips,
Just to kiss her lovely lips.
I keep staring at empty space,
But all I see is her beautiful face.
When she is with me, I lose track of time,
The world around me, its just a mime.
Roses, diamonds, gold and fur,
What would I not give to spend time with her.
I feel as if I am walking on tar,
Oh my girl ! she is so far.
I know that we have been far apart,
One day my dear, I shall win your heart.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
there is high probability that you dont understand most of it. So dont hesitate to ask me. But then .. that would mean that u got the mokkai .. ha ha !! ..
Q: Which cricketer would be house fly’s god?
A: E. Murugan
Q: When a group of cricketers are having drinks, who will pour the drinks?
A: R(ound) oothappa
Q: who will bring the side dish?
A: Albie Murukkal
Q: If side dish gets over, who will do the refill?
A: Morenee Murukkal
Q: Who is the most miserly cricketer?
A: B Cheaply
Q: Who will arrange music parties when someone dies?
A: K Sangukkaran
Q: Who is the most religious cricketer?
A: D Christian (If you thought A Gilchrist, C Pujari that’s also fine)
Q: Which cricketer would make the best varatti thataravan?
A: P Wallthaty
Q: Which cricketer brings happiness to the animal kingdom?
A: V She-wag
Q: Who would stitch clothes for micro-organisms?
A: Germ Tailor
Q: Who will arrange music party for marriages?
A: PP Ojha
Q: Which cricketer would make the best villain?
A: KD Karthik
Q: Which cricketer would make the best hang out spot?
A: L Mallinga
Q: Which cricketer hands out degrees?
A: MS Dhonee
Q: Which Cricketer is always sick?
A: S Sty-ris
Q: Which cricketer gave his spot so others could play?
A: S Tyagi
Q: Who will always be fighting with his team mates?
A: JP Doo-many
Q: Who can play mens and womens cricket?
A: Mahila Jayawardene
(OK .. I got this from virgin mobile ads.. but what the hell no?)
Q: Who is the only guy to use a womans soap?
A: VVS Lux-man
Q: Who was an inn keeper before playing cricket?
A: B Had-inn
Q: Who are the birds of the cricketing fraternity?
A: V Kohli and J van der Vaath
i could actually think of countless more. i thought enough blood from your eyes for now. if u think others should also feel the way u do .. dont hesistate to pass the word around.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
I see that these days smileys are being used a lot. U have smileys on all social networking sites, on ur fone and on all instant messengers .. for those who don’t know abt smileys (well, if u don’t know abt smileys, then how the hell did u come across this blog??); they are just used to convey the mood of the conversation. For example:
I slept with your girlfriend .. :) means yeah, I slept with your girlfriend and she was quite good.
I slept with your girlfriend .. ;-) means .. I am just kidding .. I didn’t sleep with your gf.
I slept with your girlfriend .. L means .. I feel guilty abt sleeping with her .. (and of course, abt betraying you)
I slept with your girlfriend .. :-D means .. I slept with your girlfriend and it was pbly best thing in the world cuz I can’t wipe the grin off my face.
I slept with your girlfriend .. :-* means .. I slept with your girlfriend and now I want to sleep with you too..
I slept with your girlfriend .. :-o means .. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Guess who slept with your girlfriend ??
I slept with your girlfriend :-X means I slept with her and it’s the worst thing that could happen to me (even worse than betraying you)
I slept with you girlfriend .. 8-) means we did it on a hot, sunny afternoon.
I slept with your girlfriend .. :-$ .. means she did stuff that I have seen only in movies ..
I slept with your girlfriend ..
<`/3 .. means she said that I sucked (no double meaning intended here)
I slept with your girlfriend .. <3 means .. u can say goodbye to her .. she is with me now (u useless fellow!)
So .. u get the drift .. now I have always been a cyber-freak .. no .. not freak .. err .. cyber-normal guy .. for as long as I can remember .. I have been to internet cafes and paid 50 bucks an hour and I have sat in the cafes for hours. So you can say that by internet aging standards .. I am quite old.. :( .. (see how I used the smiley? .. subtle .. huh ?? ;) .. Whoa! Again .. :-D .. ok this could go on for a while) .. enough abt me. What I wanted to say was, off late there is this new smiley that everyone is using which is à :P. Now .. in all my experience I have never come across this smiley. I have never noticed it on yahoo messenger (yes, this was the most popular thing before Facebook arrived) and I must have chatted with over a 1000 different people my entire life (I have been that jobless and needless to say .. I still am).. and no one has ever used it to me. Ok .. for others who are as dense as I am “:P” is a person sticking out his tongue .. or the American equivalent of “Kaaaaa thu .. ” ..
What is intriguing is that people these days are using it casually in every other sentence. So .. technically (or rather not?) .. if this was taken literally i.e people spitting; half of internet would be drenched in saliva. I was able to figure out the smileys mentioned above (see? .. I gave examples n stuff, I would get full marks for that answer.. ha! ha!) .. but I am still not able to figure out the meaning of :P ..
these were the various instances in which ppl told me that smiley ..
lemme know!!!! :P
i dint get an iphone :P
just like that only! :-P
lol!!! Good Joke.. :-P
I am comin to ur house tomo :P .. etc ..
Mind you .. these are actually taken from my chats (thank facebook for that ..) and I still cannot figure out its meaning .. or its context. I have thought long and hard about it and I cannot think of any social situation where a normal person (in this case, me) would be required to stick out his tongue. May be you the general public (Am I being too optimistic here ?) who read my blog could help me out .. :P .. or did I just use it rightly now ??