tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41775330036286558052024-03-05T06:17:32.577-08:00Useless ChefSometimes good .. occasionally bad .. and mostly useless ..Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-17019138075270332772013-01-30T03:11:00.001-08:002013-01-30T05:11:23.148-08:00Cant think of a title<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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So this is the season of protesting against the movies isn’t
it?? Let us take a look at the protests that might have been missed out or yet
to happen. Please note I am not
responsible for any violence that may result as a reading of reading this. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Kadal:<o:p></o:p></div>
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Protested By:
creatures living in the sea</div>
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<o:p></o:p></div>
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Reason: kadal la
verum meen thaan irukkanum and intha padathula, humans la irrukanga.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Kumki:</div>
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Protested by: Elephant community<o:p></o:p></div>
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Reason: they are very intelligent creatures and that they
have portrayed in a very bad light in this movie. They also feel that they are not slaves to
humans and that they only do stuff for humans cuz they are bored. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Kanna laddu thinna aasaya<o:p></o:p></div>
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Protested By:
Diabetic patients<o:p></o:p></div>
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Reason: everytime they see the poster or the trailer of the
movie, it is mocking them and it is almost like telling them that people who
can eat laddus are better than them. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Poda podi:<o:p></o:p></div>
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Protested by:
catering fellows.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Reason: Apparently
there are already lot of podis in the market now like idli podi, paruppu podi,
poondu podi etc. so in case of any functions ppl are asking for poda podi which
they cant make.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Murattu kaalai:<o:p></o:p></div>
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Protested by: all India bulls association<o:p></o:p></div>
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Reason: they claim that bulls are very peaceful creatures
and not “murattu” as suggested in the title of the movie.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Also, these protesters claim that they felt that movie was
offending by watching the trailer. In
that case shouldn’t they ban movies like alex pandian, sura etc cuz u those
movies is going to give mass headaches to everyone. For all we know, companies like amurthanjan
and vicks could be secretly funding their movies to improve their sales. And we lose at least 200-300 bucks of our
hard earned money in watching these dumb movies. Ithu ellam you wont ask ah? Next thing we know, these guys will be asking
the government to ban rayban glasses cuz their name itself has got one “ban”. Someone please get rid of them all.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-72080954939566596202013-01-07T23:01:00.000-08:002013-01-07T23:01:06.731-08:00VTV - Review<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Olagathula evlovo padam irunthum, nee yen da intha padatha
choose panna?<o:p></o:p></div>
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If you are asking the above question to me, sathyama the
answer is “enna theriyala saar/ madam”<o:p></o:p></div>
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I guess its never too late to write a movie review, no
matter how old the movie is. Now, this movie was a super hit, and there was a
time when I liked this movie a lot (I had love failure then.. :P) and there are
still so many ppl who like this movie a lot, so take it easy. I have realised a lot of things of about
this movie, but it took someone of spl calibre and potential (Thanks Vandhana
.. <span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">J</span> ) to find out some
extra flaws in this movie.</div>
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The name of the movie is Vinaithaandi varuvaaya. It was a
super duper hit and was remade in many languages, but I am not here to talk
about the good stuff in this movie, after all who wants to listen to good
stuff.. isnt it? So here we are.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The literal meaning of vinaithaandi varuvaaya is as follows:<o:p></o:p></div>
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Vinai – the actor .. for more details .. click <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinay_Rai">here</a><o:p></o:p></div>
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Thaandi – cross<o:p></o:p></div>
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Varu- come<o:p></o:p></div>
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Vaaya – is it mouth?<o:p></o:p></div>
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Not really sure as to why the director chose such a name for
the movie. <o:p></o:p></div>
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The gist of the movie is this. There is one crazy girl
called jessie and one mental fellow called karthik, how karthik falls in love
with jessie and how she kaitiutufies (couldn’t find an appropriate english word
for this one) him is the story.<o:p></o:p></div>
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So hero of the movie
is karthik. U no .. I think that karthik
is the safest movie hero name. If you
want ur movie to be a hit, just name the hero karthik and make sure that the
heroin says the heros name in every other dialogue eg “enna karthik”, “vaa
karthik”, “po karthik” etc.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Actually, this movie should have been named jessie cuz every
other character with on screen time of more than 2 mins says jessie at least 5
times. I think the karthik realised this
and that’s why he names his movie as jessie, too bad director of VTV didn’t
realise that.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Also, this movie features a lot of gem of a dialogues such
as,<o:p></o:p></div>
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“your daughter is sitting here like car parking and you need
kkkolification?”<o:p></o:p></div>
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Towards the end, after the heroin dumps the hero, she will say lines (lies?) like,”enna
manichidu, karthik (see? karthik again), itha naa yen panna nu ennaku theriyale
karthik, intha vali ennaku pudichiriku” etc.
you know how people complain about there being no message in the
movie? This is the best message that the
movie can offer, about how girls are.
They will disturb you when u r damn busy, suddenly ask u to come to the
other end of the city for them, make u pay countless bills (all on your meager
salary mind u) and then ultimately leave you for America maapilai (in this case
a UK maapilai). This reminds me of the
best quote ever in tamil cinema history, “intha ponnungalae ipdi thaan”<o:p></o:p></div>
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Also, just to establish the fact that the heroin is a mallu
girl (though she is born and brought up in Chennai is a different story), she
will suddenly blabber something in Malayalam in the middle of normal
conversation. I don’t understand Malayalam, for all I know she could be saying
“please bring tea”, “urgently bathroom coming” ,“movie is slightly mokkai” etc.
Yow director, engalakku first scene la yae antha ponnu mallu’nu therinju pochu,
nee atha every 5 mins solla theva elle.<o:p></o:p></div>
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There are 100s of other flaws in the movie, but I guess this
is enough for now.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-7816210784690090682012-07-31T12:21:00.000-07:002012-07-31T12:21:13.362-07:00About Her ...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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yes, so i am back after a long (very very long) time, i thought i will write a poem. there is no spl style followed in this poem. criticisms are always welcome, appreciations are even more welcome.. ;-) .. Read on !! ..</div>
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About her ..... </div>
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On my way home,</div>
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It began to rain,</div>
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Deep down inside,</div>
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All I could feel was
pain.</div>
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At that moment,</div>
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I thought of you.</div>
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And I was feeling</div>
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Fresh as the morning
dew.</div>
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The mighty sun</div>
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With its powerful
rays,</div>
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Will bow down</div>
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To your lovely gaze.</div>
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When I look at you</div>
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Even in daylight,</div>
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I see the stars and the
moon</div>
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On your beautiful face.</div>
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Your forehead is the sky,</div>
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Your eyebrows are constellations,</div>
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Oh my darling,</div>
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You are my universe.</div>
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When you look at me</div>
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It makes my day,</div>
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When you talk to me,</div>
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Oh, how do I explain?</div>
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Every night I ponder</div>
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The memories bittersweet</div>
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If you will ever come back</div>
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And make my heart fonder?</div>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-53738631917430007312012-01-08T12:57:00.000-08:002012-01-08T12:57:10.596-08:00Heart Break<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">I just
wish I could lie down and sleep,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">But all
I do is think about you and weep.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">I admit
that hurting u was a mistake,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Our love,
for granted I do not take.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">I wish
you would give me one more chance,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">So I could
take you on a trip to France.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">I think
about how much you have done,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Our love
story, I want to tell it to our son.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">What I
had done, I want to amend,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Our relationship,
I never want it to end.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">I am
sorry if I ever broke your heart,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">I want
to be with you, till death does us apart.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-23561369653583086932012-01-03T01:55:00.000-08:002012-01-03T01:57:10.008-08:00The day I fell in love<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Given the very good response for my previous poem, i decided to write another one. THanks for your responses, i was able to realise the inner poet in me .. :P .. here's my next one .. enjoy .. :) .. </div>
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<b>The day I fell in love.</b></div>
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I drove one
morning on a sunny day,</div>
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Wondering how
much this new company would pay.</div>
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I wanted to
look tip-top,</div>
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I decided
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My office
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Going till
there was just a bore.</div>
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In the room,
everyone was chilling,</div>
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The lunch
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The room door
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I wish I had
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Through the
open door she came,</div>
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She was the
one I wanted to claim.</div>
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My day was
just getting better,</div>
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All I wanted
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Early morning
sun rays,</div>
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Are nothing
when compared to lovely gaze.</div>
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At the end
of day I was thrilled,</div>
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Thank God,
my wish was fulfilled.</div>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-33597593558450364192011-11-16T10:30:00.001-08:002011-11-16T10:36:23.269-08:00After all, Its a Dogs world !!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">So ..
these days everyone is talking abt animal cruelty n all .. so it makes sense
(or nonsense) that I talk abt it too .. the animal that we see most frequently
is the dog (no .. I am not referring to ur friends whom u call “naaye”) ..<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>so lets talk abt dog cruelty for a while. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">First
.. ppl always konjify whenever there are puppies on the street .. when they
grow up ..<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ppl will throw stones and say
stuff like “intha naayinga tholla thaanga mudilyale”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(these dogs torture is not bearable) ..
paavam those dogs are .. you give impression that you like it .. then u throw
stones at it .. when it is puppy .. u give biscuits and all .. but after it
grows .. u will ignore it ah ? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Also,
when v r angry at someone .. v shout naaye and all .. bloody what did that dog
do to u ? why are u unnecessarily insulting the dog by calling someone names?
If the dog comes to know that u r using its name to call stupid ppl na it will
go and commit suicide .. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">when u r standing in tea shop drinking tea.. one dog will come and look at you hopefully .. and u will say shoo-shoo go away .. it is looking at you .. thinking that u will buy something and give .. u alone will eat lots of bajji n all .. but u wont give the dog anything ah? it is exactly for situations like this u have tiger biscuits (the only human being whom i have seen eating the biscuit is the kid on that ad) .. it is only 4 rupees and it is available in almost all the tea kadais .. buy one packet and give it to the dog .. paavam .. let it eat that .. </span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">When
the dog is going for bathroom, ppl will always honk from behind and scare the
dog .. tell me ppl .. would you like it if someone honks from behind when u r
going for bathroom?? Paavam that dog .. it does so much analysis and chooses
its spot .. and u do a “beep beep” and nullify the entire analysis .. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="text-decoration: none; text-underline: none;">Worst
of all is when the dog is doing the matter .. all the ppl will throw stones as
tho the dog is committing one big sin .. please understand .. dog doesn’t have
a bedroom where it can do all these stuff freely .. u don’t have to keep paal
and palam (milk and fruits) for the dog .. but at least leave it alone I say ..
I think that the main ppl who throw the stones are the people who are jealous
of the dog .. cuz the dog is getting it a lot .. that those pathetic losers
aren’t getting any .. bloody .. I wish that when these guys are doing the
matter .. some dog should come up from behind them and bark .. lets see then .. how
these guys feel’nu .. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-48565122819472902432011-10-30T02:36:00.000-07:002011-10-30T02:40:24.821-07:00Whats your name?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Everytime I hear abt a knock-knock joke or a sardar joke, it pains me. You know y? its cuz our tamil nadu which created the mighty “mokkai” doesn’t have a joke series of its own. so presenting to you for the first time an emulsifications of the USPs of knock-knock jokes and our own home grown mokkais – Whats your name jokes. I use the work emulsification for the fact that these jokes were as difficult to make as home made mayonnaise with olive oil and egg yolk (I call myself useless chef .. I need to talk about food once in a while.. isn’t it?)<br />
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So here goes.<br />
1.<br />
A: whats your name?<br />
B: Ganesh<br />
A: Ganesh na?<br />
B: summa “Gun” maadri answer pannuven<br />
A: appo na tel me the wave equation for De Brogle waves use it along with Hamilton Jocobi equation of mechanics ..<br />
B: Dishkyaaooooon !!<br />
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2.<br />
A:What is your name?<br />
B:Anjana<br />
A:Anjana?<br />
B: naalu kku apram varumae athu than 5<br />
<br />
3.<br />
A:Whats your name?<br />
B: Santhoshi<br />
A: Sun thochi kaaya podanuma?<br />
<br />
4.<br />
A: Whats your name?<br />
B: Harinee<br />
A: Ennaku arikkala .. unnaku arichidhu na .. nee yay sorinjiko<br />
<br />
5.<br />
A: Whats your name?<br />
B: Priya<br />
A: *in vadivelu voice* naa ippo preeeya elle .. venum na naalikku cinema povoma ?<br />
<br />
6.<br />
A: whats your name?<br />
B: Joshna<br />
A: Joshna?<br />
B: Shahrukh khan nadicha padam. see link <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_(2000_film)">here </a><br />
<br />
7.<br />
A: Whats your name?<br />
B: Anitha<br />
A: honey lam en kitta elle, kada open pannapram poi vaangitu varen<br />
<br />
8.<br />
A: Whats your name?<br />
B: Aishwariya?<br />
A: Aishwariya?<br />
B: yaara paathu variya nu kekuray .. na oru kudumba ponnu.<br />
<br />
9.<br />
A: whats your name?<br />
B: Indira<br />
A: hey hindi, go .. go .. akka is calling you .. see .. hey hinda ra lethu andi ?<br />
(just incorporating a bit of telugu too .. I guess it didn’t work out anyways)<br />
<br />
i guess i ll stop with these ones for now. after all the idea is to let ppl put mokkai with other .. happy mokkai putting !!<br />
<br />
P.S .. a lot of names i used here are my friends .. so .. please .. enna unga veetu pillaiya (not pillaiyar) nanaichi manithu vidungal ...</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-55393892381581340172011-08-18T04:52:00.000-07:002011-08-18T04:52:29.685-07:00Show offsSo .. there are a certain group of people who are born just to show off and I have tried to classify them based on my knowledge and experience.<br />
<br />
<b>“Cool” bikers</b><br />
There are a certain group of people that like to call themselves “bikers” and yet .. they have only scooters. Now .. I got a doubt here .. if u ride a bike means u r biker .. but if u ride scooter means u r scooterer ah ?? .. Anyway .. moving on .. yeah .. these people have scooter usually like sunny, scooty, scooty pep, deo, active etc .. these guys sit right behind on the scooter where the pillion rider is supposed to sit. Why exactly do they do it? DO they actually think that we’ll go, “paavam, he must have been racing in motogp before, pity he has to ride a scooty now” ? and for these people, straight roads and lanes doesn’t exist. Its almost like they cant think straight (may be they are gay?).. Morons .. <br />
<br />
<b>“Cool” dudes </b><br />
These are plenty and most common. These are also the easiest to imitate. U know thse ppl when u look at them. They have this weird hair-do and usually a goatee. they always start their conversation with “wassup” and there are lots of “dudes” , “bros” when they talk. Mind you, this culture was actually started by anglo ppl who live in Chennai but the rest are just wannabes. But I am not able to conclude what kinda of wanna be, is it wannabe white, or wanna be rock star .. no one will know.<br />
<br />
<b>“Cool” galz </b><br />
They can also be called as “wannabe dilse manisha koiralas”. Actually most of the girls fall into this. They are the people who always wear a cloth around their head during the day time and wander around (cuz obviously if u see their faces during day time u ll faint due to fear). If u do ask them, they ll say, “en complexion kettu poidum da (hey! My complexion will be spoiled ya)”. Ok this is probably the gayest thing that I have ever said in my life but still I ll go ahead with it. My complexion is better than most people and I don’t find the need to wear an al-qaeda turban around my face. (I am ashamed for having said that..)<br />
Also, the girls these days are maintaining multiple accounts (one boy for mobile recharging, one for movies, one as driver etc.), this also acts as a precaution so that they are not recognized in public.<br />
<br />
<b>“Noisy” bikers </b><br />
Well .. this is a corollary to the “Cool bikers” above. V come across these jerks everywhere .. these are the people who are always blowing (no double meaning intended here) their horn. Its almost like their eyesight is restricted to 5 meteres and they cant see beyond that. You will be standing in a full traffic and this jerk will be constantly honking behind you. What ? does he expect you to fly over all the vehicles standing in front of you. Agreed, I am south indian and I grew up watching Rajni and vijay kanth’s movies (Not to mention T.R too) but obviously he cant expect us to every thing that they did .. no ?<br />
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-31498749716986202622011-08-04T21:14:00.000-07:002011-08-04T21:14:10.710-07:00My Girl .. :) ..First of all .. i am really dense abt poetry .. i have no idea how it is supposed to be written .. this is my first attempt at writing a poem and yeah .. dont judge my english grammer based on this, itss actually worse than this .. ;) ..<br />
<br />
<br />
Deep sea, warm sunshine and the beautiful dove,<br />
This is a song about the girl I love.<br />
<br />
I always forget my sense of duty,<br />
for I am mesmerized by her beauty.<br />
<br />
Gone is the wish for the king’s crown,<br />
When I look into her eyes so brown.<br />
<br />
Meadows and pastures don’t seem so nice,<br />
Whenever, wherever I get lost in her eyes.<br />
<br />
I would scale any mountain’s peak,<br />
Just to get a glimpse of her rosy cheek.<br />
<br />
I see the moon, it has lost its flair,<br />
My girl’s skin, Oh! Its so fair.<br />
<br />
Round the world, I would make trips,<br />
Just to kiss her lovely lips.<br />
<br />
I keep staring at empty space,<br />
But all I see is her beautiful face.<br />
<br />
When she is with me, I lose track of time,<br />
The world around me, its just a mime.<br />
<br />
Roses, diamonds, gold and fur,<br />
What would I not give to spend time with her.<br />
<br />
I feel as if I am walking on tar,<br />
Oh my girl ! she is so far.<br />
<br />
I know that we have been far apart,<br />
One day my dear, I shall win your heart.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-3081312308589771012011-06-30T02:39:00.000-07:002011-06-30T02:39:17.153-07:00Marana MOKKAI !!!IPL got over a month back. Its only fair that i write somethign abt it. So .. here are some marna mokkais for you. Some are quite obvious, some not so. But then<br />
there is high probability that you dont understand most of it. So dont hesitate to ask me. But then .. that would mean that u got the mokkai .. ha ha !! .. <br />
<br />
Q: Which cricketer would be house fly’s god? <br />
A: E. Murugan <br />
<br />
Q: When a group of cricketers are having drinks, who will pour the drinks?<br />
A: R(ound) oothappa <br />
<br />
Q: who will bring the side dish?<br />
A: Albie Murukkal<br />
<br />
Q: If side dish gets over, who will do the refill?<br />
A: Morenee Murukkal<br />
<br />
Q: Who is the most miserly cricketer?<br />
A: B Cheaply<br />
<br />
Q: Who will arrange music parties when someone dies?<br />
A: K Sangukkaran<br />
<br />
Q: Who is the most religious cricketer?<br />
A: D Christian (If you thought A Gilchrist, C Pujari that’s also fine)<br />
<br />
Q: Which cricketer would make the best varatti thataravan?<br />
A: P Wallthaty<br />
<br />
Q: Which cricketer brings happiness to the animal kingdom?<br />
A: V She-wag<br />
<br />
Q: Who would stitch clothes for micro-organisms?<br />
A: Germ Tailor<br />
<br />
Q: Who will arrange music party for marriages?<br />
A: PP Ojha<br />
<br />
Q: Which cricketer would make the best villain?<br />
A: KD Karthik<br />
<br />
Q: Which cricketer would make the best hang out spot?<br />
A: L Mallinga<br />
<br />
Q: Which cricketer hands out degrees?<br />
A: MS Dhonee<br />
<br />
Q: Which Cricketer is always sick?<br />
A: S Sty-ris<br />
<br />
Q: Which cricketer gave his spot so others could play?<br />
A: S Tyagi<br />
<br />
Q: Who will always be fighting with his team mates?<br />
A: JP Doo-many<br />
<br />
Q: Who can play mens and womens cricket?<br />
A: Mahila Jayawardene<br />
(OK .. I got this from virgin mobile ads.. but what the hell no?)<br />
<br />
Q: Who is the only guy to use a womans soap?<br />
A: VVS Lux-man<br />
<br />
Q: Who was an inn keeper before playing cricket?<br />
A: B Had-inn<br />
<br />
Q: Who are the birds of the cricketing fraternity?<br />
A: V Kohli and J van der Vaath<br />
<br />
i could actually think of countless more. i thought enough blood from your eyes for now. if u think others should also feel the way u do .. dont hesistate to pass the word around.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-63931920193534103642011-04-28T06:38:00.001-07:002011-04-28T06:38:03.463-07:00Things that make me wanna kill myself – Part One<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5Cggururaj%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5Cggururaj%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CUsers%5Cggururaj%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link><style>
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<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;">I am sure everyone has experienced this at some point or the other. This happened to me too on more than one occasions. During the first year of my college, I used to travel by bus. Since my journey time coincided with the peak hour of traffic, needless to say .. all the buses were jam-packed. The distance from my coll to home was abt 15 kms and I always carried a huge bag; so travelling in the footboard was totally out of question. So I was always cramped in between abt 10 ppl. <o:p></o:p></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;">I am sure u know how the system of standing-travelling in the bus works, but let me explain the procedure for those rich people who haven’t had the luxury of travelling in crowded buses (FYI .. no partiality to rich ppl intended here.) <o:p></o:p></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;">For rich people only: <o:p></o:p></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;">Bus- drivers are elite class of people, they think that the road belongs to them. But, of course, you would have seen all this from your air-conditioned cars .. isn’t it? So .. you should know that to travel in a crowded bus during the peak hours, you need to have the stamina of marathon runner, speed of usain bolt, agility of Wolverine and the strength of Mike Tyson (and it’s a plus if u know to bite people’s ears too). From the bus manufacturers point of view, he assumes that you have all these qualities, and all that he provides in a bus for your support is a rod that runs along the ceiling of the bus. So.. the only thing that u hang on to (other than your dear life), on that bus is that rod. <o:p></o:p></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;">Yes, so like I was saying, I was always packed between ten people and there was always a silent war going on among the people to hold on to any part of that rod. Now, there are various weapons that people use in this unending war. My weapon was the huge bag, all I needed to was turn around and I would be to clear an area with the radius of two people (for those dumb people, please use the formula - pie * Radius<sup>2</sup>). It wasn’t that effective but it was the only weapon that I had. Other weapons that people used included pushing people, coughing without covering the mouth, stamping with shoes etc. But the best and the most effective of all was the “stink bomb”. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;">This weapon is like a sniper because you got only one shot but you can be sure that once you fire and it hits the target, the target would be eliminated. May be u didn’t get it .. but let me explain in detail. Picture this. While the struggle is going on for that piece of rod, it appears as though everyone is doing a Mexican wave. But instead of looking in the same direction, the people are faced towards each other. So the origin of this weapon, the source of this odour is right in front of your nose. I fight, very valiantly for the first 10kms of my journey. But when this Brahmaastra is thrown at me, I have no choice but to give up. I get down from the bus, long before my destination. I take in a deep breath to cleanse my lungs, I look up to the sky and I wish I had a gun. I would have shot myself there – I have been defeated. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-align: justify;">P.S - one might wonder y i didnt use that weapon. i guess that i wasnt blessed enough. <o:p></o:p></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-2198944012912816572011-04-17T00:07:00.000-07:002011-04-17T00:08:50.055-07:00A day at the movies<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: justify;">This is a true story (like all the other stories in my blog) and this incident happened to me about two weeks back. Now, for all I know, this could be a very normal thing that happened to me .. and may be I am making too big a deal out of it. But yeah .. this happened to me for the first time and I pray to god that I am never in that situation again. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">So, I went for a movie with a couple of my friends (an absolutely boring movie I should say). My friends had got some of their friends with them and I was meeting them for the first time. The intermission came and I was unlucky to be stuck with the most boring guy of the lot. That guy looked very funny too. I would go into description of how he looked like but I don’t want to take the chances of my friend reading it (I know she wouldn’t be reading this .. but why take the risk?). Well, I had no other choice but to talk with that guy. My conversation with him went somewhat like this. Mind you, the actual words spoken by that guy was 100 times more than what is potrayed here. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me: so, how did u like the movie so far?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">That guy (TG): the movie was quite ok. How did u like it?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me: the movie was boring. May be they could have done the dream sequences in a better way. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TG: see, it was surreal kind of movie. The dream sequences should be like that and you should look at it from </div><div style="text-align: justify;">directors point of view. The director has kept the sequences like that because it was what he thought was best. May be if we take a movie I doubt if we can take scenes like this. U know inception, even that had some weird dream scenes that I didn’t understand but I didn’t say I didn’t like it because I know that’s what director felt it should be and I don’t like criticizing the people who made the movies.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me: ok, I am going to go get me an ice coffee you want something?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TG: oh, I don’t prefer ice coffee that much. I don’t like ice tea also. What else do they have? Oh that mineral water? I find it too expensive I don’t know how they can sell water for Rs 150 in theatres. Someone should do something abt it. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me*thinking*: ivan rumba pesuran, na poi line la nikkaren. (this guy is talking too much, I’d better go and stand in the line.)</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TG(contd.): these ppl say that mineral water is taken from natural springs. But ..</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me: ok I am getting this ice coffee, u want something?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TG: hmmm I ll have this hot dog. Do u think this hot dog will be good? Do they really put dogs in hot dog? Ha hah ahah. I think I ll have this sandwich. No .. no .. I think I ll have iced tea. Do they have iced tea?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me*thinking*: dai enna paatha waiter madri irruka, mooditu enna venumo sollu (do I look like a waiter, STFU and order what u want)</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TG(contd.): no they don’t have iced tea. They don’t have red bull also. Slice? No. ok then I don’t want anything.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me*thinking*: Enna kodumay saar ithu !!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TG(Contd.): these outlets in theatres are absolutely useless. They don’t have what u want. They should expand their menu variety and reduce the prices also.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me*thinking*: nee theatre ku padam paaka variya ella na soru thunna variya .. (are u comin to theatre to eat or to watch a movie?)</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me (finally getting a chance to speak) : yes dude, they should do something about it. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TG: ok, ennaku chuchu varudhu, restroom angay irruku, vaa namma rendu perum polam. (I need to use the restroom, come lets go)</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Me: no da, I have this coffee in my hand, so u go.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">And so he went.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Now, I dunno if u realized it. But that guy asked me to accompany him to the restroom. Tell me, which guy with self respect does it? Didn’t he for once realize that is the most stupid thing he could ask another man. Does he not care that once you that kind of question it would be mentioned in the blogs (irrespective of whether people read it or not). I mean, Its ok for women to go in pairs (only god knows why they need the company though .. but that’s another story), but for guys ?? seriously .. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Anyway, I think that I have established with enough certainty that “that guy” is an absolute waste fellow. The bigger question to be asked is .. why exactly did he call ask me to come with him there? These are the reasons that I could come with</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">1. Did he think I was gonna hold his u-no-wat while he was doing it?</div><div style="text-align: justify;">2. Did he think I was some kind of expert who would teach him to shoot it in the hole? (no double meaning intended here)</div><div style="text-align: justify;">3. Did he think I was gonna suggest a better posture for him?</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4. Did he want me to help him groom after his job was done?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I hope that none of the above reasons were true and I certainly hope that no one asks me for company again. And for all the guys reading this, if u need the company u no now that I am the last person to whom u can ask. Despite this, if someone asks me again, I would be writing the same post again but with names. 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<![endif]--><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:11pt;" ><!--3 .. means she said that I sucked (no double meaning intended here)</span--><!--3 .. means she said that I sucked (no double meaning intended here)</p--> </span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">I slept with your girlfriend .. <3 means .. u can say goodbye to her .. she is with me now (u useless fellow!)</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">So .. u get the drift .. now I have always been a cyber-freak .. no .. not freak .. err .. cyber-normal guy .. for as long as I can remember .. I have been to internet cafes and paid 50 bucks an hour and I have sat in the cafes for hours. So you can say that by internet aging standards .. I am quite old.. :( .. (see how I used the smiley? .. subtle .. huh ?? ;) .. Whoa! Again .. :-D .. ok this could go on for a while) .. enough abt me. What I wanted to say was, off late there is this new smiley that everyone is using which is <span style="font-family:Wingdings;">à</span> :P. Now .. in all my experience I have never come across this smiley. I have never noticed it on yahoo messenger (yes, this was the most popular thing before Facebook arrived) and I must have chatted with over a 1000 different people my entire life (I have been that jobless and needless to say .. I still am).. and no one has ever used it to me. Ok .. for others who are as dense as I am “:P” is a person sticking out his tongue .. or the American equivalent of “Kaaaaa thu .. ” .. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">What is intriguing is that people these days are using it casually in every other sentence. So .. technically (or rather not?) .. if this was taken literally i.e people spitting; half of internet would be drenched in saliva. I was able to figure out the smileys mentioned above (see? .. I gave examples n stuff, I would get full marks for that answer.. ha! ha!) .. but I am still not able to figure out the meaning of :P .. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">these were the various instances in which ppl told me that smiley ..</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">lemme know!!!! <span class="emotetext">:P</span><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" spt="75" preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"> </v:formulas> <v:path extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" connecttype="rect"> <o:lock ext="edit" aspectratio="t"> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=":P" style="'width:.75pt;"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\Users\Home\AppData\Local\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image001.gif" href="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif"> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><img src="file:///C:/Users/Home/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif" alt=":P" shapes="_x0000_i1025" height="1" width="1" /><!--[endif]--></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">i dint get an iphone <span class="emotetext">:P</span><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="_x0000_i1026" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=":P" style="'width:.75pt;height:.75pt'"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\Users\Home\AppData\Local\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image001.gif" href="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif"> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><img src="file:///C:/Users/Home/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif" alt=":P" shapes="_x0000_i1026" height="1" width="1" /><!--[endif]--></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">just like that only! <span class="emotetext">:-P</span><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="_x0000_i1027" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=":-P" style="'width:.75pt;height:.75pt'"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\Users\Home\AppData\Local\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image001.gif" href="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif"> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><img src="file:///C:/Users/Home/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif" alt=":-P" shapes="_x0000_i1027" height="1" width="1" /><!--[endif]--></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> lol!!! Good Joke.. <span class="emotetext">:-P</span><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="_x0000_i1028" type="#_x0000_t75" alt=":-P" style="'width:.75pt;height:.75pt'"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\Users\Home\AppData\Local\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image001.gif" href="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif"> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><img src="file:///C:/Users/Home/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif" alt=":-P" shapes="_x0000_i1028" height="1" width="1" /><!--[endif]--> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">I am comin to ur house tomo :P .. etc .. </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Mind you .. these are actually taken from my chats (thank facebook for that ..) and I still cannot figure out its meaning .. or its context.<span style=""> </span>I have thought long and hard about it and I cannot think of any social situation where a normal person (in this case, me) would be required to stick out his tongue.<span style=""> </span>May be you the general public (Am I being too optimistic here ?) who read my blog could help me out .. :P .. or did I just use it rightly now ?? </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p><p></p> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-59880119416412649242011-03-14T07:38:00.000-07:002011-03-16T00:38:20.313-07:00AD analysis - Mannapuram Gold Loan.<div> </div><div dir="ltr" style="font-family: trebuchet ms; text-align: justify;" trbidi="on"><span style=";font-size:100%;" >For the benefit of people with slow internet connection/ no access to tv .. I am breaking down this ad into couple of scenes.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> All the other can catch the ad on tv .. they air every 5 mins on every other channel. You can even catch the ad<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_843676945"> </a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOii1SjrUq8&feature=related">here</a></span> <span style=";font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXggvxNlTa3J3I03jogzx-lFsGnwpqhAG8TMvvk0dTOU4HNLUFEVwHay6pSNyNzrgxZCjh6RTXHBGCf6BuOGhfyvGQRdWqgr7mTAEA95r4u5Bae2Yjw63nxg7xBHeXXNSZ128Ij-s6ORo/s1600/image+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXggvxNlTa3J3I03jogzx-lFsGnwpqhAG8TMvvk0dTOU4HNLUFEVwHay6pSNyNzrgxZCjh6RTXHBGCf6BuOGhfyvGQRdWqgr7mTAEA95r4u5Bae2Yjw63nxg7xBHeXXNSZ128Ij-s6ORo/s320/image+1.jpg" style="height: 256px; width: 375px;" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >Scene 1: Akshay (or akki or pakki or monkey or whatever) has no money and he keeps looking here n there (as if he is that rich and money would be lying around his house). His wife comes to him, opens a book to show that there are only a couple of hundred bucks left in the house. She also breaks a piggy bank to reveal that all she has is only chillar(or chillre). </span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAQqELzAkd69DbilJsxmAabGT6deG52XXCmnAudzMDrjGiTR2dup3k60anZJ1BKT6P52Dk0q8nHp5sCZH4Q4HVW_eiyf_IB10lDIvYi5gSfRh4l5Ol0kTvyoNtCEjv0KIScqSE4NUEUQ0/s1600/image+3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAQqELzAkd69DbilJsxmAabGT6deG52XXCmnAudzMDrjGiTR2dup3k60anZJ1BKT6P52Dk0q8nHp5sCZH4Q4HVW_eiyf_IB10lDIvYi5gSfRh4l5Ol0kTvyoNtCEjv0KIScqSE4NUEUQ0/s320/image+3.jpg" style="height: 256px; width: 368px;" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >Scene 2: akshay’s daddy (v can refer to him using the same nicknames as above) is looking at all this from the picture and suddenly jumps out. And starts singing,’’ when u have gold in the house’u, then y r u uttufying so much rouse’u”</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9cq-HDAYEOXYENC2SMuIq0BaX8E6orgij6tlPlVHuHqL1FtyMyCYD8DLa7hkOstaY4QN79qw2Q4MPtE5ZgKS9-LSt1gytQmlbGvuojUiZDatMR5aH2mfD4st7FjQMTxWsb8KFU9D1Idk/s1600/image+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9cq-HDAYEOXYENC2SMuIq0BaX8E6orgij6tlPlVHuHqL1FtyMyCYD8DLa7hkOstaY4QN79qw2Q4MPtE5ZgKS9-LSt1gytQmlbGvuojUiZDatMR5aH2mfD4st7FjQMTxWsb8KFU9D1Idk/s320/image+2.jpg" style="height: 255px; width: 362px;" border="0" /></a></span> <span style=";font-size:100%;" ><br />Scene 3: they take the gold from the house, go to mannapuram, get the money and the whole family starts dancing.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >(I couldnt find the dancing screenshot .. but i am sure you can imagine a couple of monkey's dancing) </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >Ok .. I find a lot of things offensive about this ad. Lets analyse this ad point by point.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span> <span style=";font-size:100%;" >1. Akki lives in such a huge house, so he must have been rich at some point in time. You could saying that It could be ancestral property, but then, look closely, it is furnished with latest furniture and it also appears to have been painted with expensive paint(of course, it could be painted with nerolacs paint that gives the rich look at less price). Even then, It would take a lot of money to paint that house. So v can safely assume that akki was rich in the near future. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0Tu9FiKAgGfb7EpE0uXqeidszderjFfyImGuGV96z-NPzhYxoKddwHtt-r7zaQjr4qcX_nWL4CT6rBLaagzbET2YysiFoQzBdfa_xwRQBlp_nKzH-uLeeFdMyJggfd0wI4xSjAmhIq6Y/s1600/furnishing.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0Tu9FiKAgGfb7EpE0uXqeidszderjFfyImGuGV96z-NPzhYxoKddwHtt-r7zaQjr4qcX_nWL4CT6rBLaagzbET2YysiFoQzBdfa_xwRQBlp_nKzH-uLeeFdMyJggfd0wI4xSjAmhIq6Y/s320/furnishing.jpg" style="height: 256px; width: 394px;" border="0" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span> <span style=";font-size:100%;" >The question to be asked here is: What the hell did he do with all the money? Did he spend the whole damn thing on painting and furnishing the house? Even then, doesn’t he have a job? Wouldn’t he get salary at the end of the month(or at the beginning of it)? Then “Why so serious” ??? </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1RqZ-p0qpifs8D5F2J0RIMwvdxqmAbNHkc9FkNQHtJ1aVjDeL0ES41sy0laIqfM0ldCWoVqs5UipLgrnW0N5XApl1GI81ct2mfExgceU2id_hC8EIomQftnxF0oEVUtPzKTF0Em9YlVE/s1600/akki+starin.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584292530752554706" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1RqZ-p0qpifs8D5F2J0RIMwvdxqmAbNHkc9FkNQHtJ1aVjDeL0ES41sy0laIqfM0ldCWoVqs5UipLgrnW0N5XApl1GI81ct2mfExgceU2id_hC8EIomQftnxF0oEVUtPzKTF0Em9YlVE/s320/akki+starin.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 255px; text-align: center; width: 320px;" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >2. For all we know, the dad akshay could have been killed by the daughter-in-law aka son akshay’s wife. So may be he wants to take revenge on her. That’s y even when the son is in financial trouble, he is laughing in the painting. And when the son talks to him, he brainwashes him to pawn his wife jewelry, u know instead of advising him to get a job or to get a life or at least to stop crying like a sissy.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAbgUiFxB32_27uL2V_84K3mej6Oruz33HGB07KoxrPdgdHEsOvbQ0FBLuFES4fcLRnlT7hoxszTDxiqEXNvt7d_eipnDsMUWQ6ehkB2Y_J8Pc2vFQcCf36_i8QzMo3DLhL1ebe0n1hiU/s1600/wife.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAbgUiFxB32_27uL2V_84K3mej6Oruz33HGB07KoxrPdgdHEsOvbQ0FBLuFES4fcLRnlT7hoxszTDxiqEXNvt7d_eipnDsMUWQ6ehkB2Y_J8Pc2vFQcCf36_i8QzMo3DLhL1ebe0n1hiU/s320/wife.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584309691599798578" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >3. This is the most messed up part of the ad which is think is totally offensive to women (I am making up for my previous post here). First of all there is so much jewelry in the house; How did it get there? It should have been dowry. (cuz I don’t see how can a crybaby like akki can spend so much for her wife). Secondly, these jewelry is supposed to the wife’s most prized possession (cuz u no brought from her own house n all, full of family sentiment). And she just gives all this when the husband asks for it (where are all the feminist groups ?? some one plz go n rescue this woman). I think that she should given akki a tight slap for being a useless husband and for pawning her gold to feed the family.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9FoAGpMKIe6CU18ELvSMtRlYl9TPod6SVh7_z3e8uu2QRA7A6QW8F2WKGVCeEGcdhivirjTbQ5IRfoDhQmif5G3oBtxKBIxNXEDwnO8_GYURetMPm82eODdanuWs_x3xvFYfzRN8Lf5g/s1600/dancing.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584306395494278034" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9FoAGpMKIe6CU18ELvSMtRlYl9TPod6SVh7_z3e8uu2QRA7A6QW8F2WKGVCeEGcdhivirjTbQ5IRfoDhQmif5G3oBtxKBIxNXEDwnO8_GYURetMPm82eODdanuWs_x3xvFYfzRN8Lf5g/s320/dancing.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 255px; text-align: center; width: 320px;" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >4. Seriously ?? does one require all this dancing at the end of the ad. Just as Microsoft windows tells us from time to time “your system has recovered from a serious error” .. this family has recovered from a financial crisis and all they can think of doing is dancing for a happy tune ?? haven’t the makers of the ad watched any Indian films ?? don’t they know that in these scene there should be a sentiment song playing and the father should be crying (yeah, crying in this scene is fine) and hugging family n stuff. But, hold on, they aren’t doing any of that stuff which leaves me to one conclusion: Akki and his wife are dumbest, the most brainless,idiotic mentally deficient, imbeciles in the world.<br /><br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >5. Ok. They have got the money. Now what ?? What is the guarantee that they wont spend that money again (they have already proved that they don’t have any brains). They don’t have any more gold that they can pawn. Will they come to nadu-road(in the streets) ?? but then who cares about all this .. (except me of course) ??<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >P.S: The ad is not even a whole minute and I spent over three hours writing this piece. I guess there are other losers in this world too.<br /></span> <span style=";font-size:100%;" ><br />This ad was apparently filmed by priyadarshan (wtf !!)<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" >Also this ad is available in many languages, sorry, I have only seen the hindi version of it and I am not commenting on the other versions. </span> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-30387600564975227142011-03-14T06:23:00.001-07:002011-03-14T07:46:17.630-07:00Machi's day !!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc811L1gCGxn6qbd1j1GVQopDjryrVLVzGxH2NJliXcKWe50fRhdMGKO5hW5-t74o20xZtknMU6NhzbAkUUlsKsOcnBzKm5Vlvv0NqItRFL4EuyW400GWk33Kgdp3UQm0OQB18AVwoxDo/s1600/womens-day.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc811L1gCGxn6qbd1j1GVQopDjryrVLVzGxH2NJliXcKWe50fRhdMGKO5hW5-t74o20xZtknMU6NhzbAkUUlsKsOcnBzKm5Vlvv0NqItRFL4EuyW400GWk33Kgdp3UQm0OQB18AVwoxDo/s320/womens-day.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5583928515975789090" border="0" /></a>
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mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} </style> <![endif]--> </div><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal">So we ”celebrated” women’s day a couple of days back.<span style=""> </span>What is the deal with a separate day for women??<span style=""> </span>Don’t get me wrong here .. I am not a chauvinist or anti-feminist or anything of that sort.<span style=""> </span>But I don’t get it .. <span style=""> </span>I mean ..<span style=""> </span>The only women who actually celebrate this day is the women who are independent and have-it-all (i.e. money, rowdy power and more money).<span style=""> </span>These are the women who play villis in movies e.g Ramya Krishnan in Padayappa, shreya in thimiru and of course, our very own swarna akka.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal">On top of all this, these women want the men i.e people like u (if u r a guy) and me to celebrate this women’s day that makes no sense to me whatsoever.<span style=""> </span>From a guy’s perspective (i.e my perspective), we think about women all the time. We dress well, go to gym(I don’t, I personally believe that exercising is a waste of time), buy new stuff .. why ?? <span style=""> </span>to impress the ladies.<span style=""> </span>We are already thinking about women all the time. We are singing duets with every girl that we see, picking up handkerchiefs in bus stops, lifts etc.<span style=""> </span>We might have hundreds of other important work to be done. Yet we are there being dignified servants to these women.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"> </div><p face="trebuchet ms" style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal">So basically what I am trying to say is every day is women’s day for us so this special day makes no difference.</p><div style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal">On the contrary, I think it should be other way around .. there needs to be a day for us guys so that women can think about us for a change.<span style=""> </span>At least on this (macho or machi) day, I can hope that the girls I hope that we restrain from doing the above mentioned activities and concentrate on our work for a change. But then again, who is complaining (apart from me, of course?)</p><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">P.S - I picked that image off google .. so if am doing any copyright infringement, i ll be more than glad to remove the image ...</span>
<br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4177533003628655805.post-53211823361092323582011-03-09T10:17:00.000-08:002011-03-15T05:25:05.628-07:00First day at work !!<div style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span">So ..<span> </span>I just joined a company last month .. I prefer not to say the name but u can rest be assured that it is the best company in its category (and no, I am not bragging! ) .. anyway ..<span> </span>like all new employees we all had to go thru the most boring process in the whole world i.e. induction.<span> </span>For those who are not familiar with the term;<span> </span>it is just the process where v have to sit on a chair for 9 hrs while various people come in and talk bull **** about the company, about how lucky we are to have joined the organization etc.<span> </span>You could be working for the best company in the world but there is nothing that they can do to make this procedure any better.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span">So like always,<span> </span>I was late to this formality (that too on my very first day)<span> </span>and<span> </span>I was to made to sit in the first row.<span> </span>I have always been a back bencher my whole life and sitting in the front row was quite an experience.<span> </span>For starters, u can’t just doze off cuz u r sitting right under the guy-who-is-talking’s nose and second, these people always point to the front row people and ask them questions;<span> </span>and its kinda embarrassing when u don’t answer these questions.<span> </span>Thirdly, U can’t eat chips or chappati or fried rice when you are hungry.<span> </span>I could go on about the disadvantages for days.<span> </span><span> </span><span> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Long story short- I came late on the first day, I had to sit in the first row and I was forced to listen to whatever the guy-who-was-talking was talking.<span> </span><span> </span>So, I was sitting and day-dreaming about what I would do If I become the ceo of this company when these words caught my attention.<span> </span>I had even made a note of this in my notepad (with my pen and not on the pc).<span> </span>The guy was talking about my medical plan, insurance n stuff and this is what he said,</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span> </span>“you would get 4 times ur pay on your death and it would be raised to 6 times depending on the criticality of the situation.”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span">OK.<span> </span>There were a couple of things running through my mind after this.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span><span>1.<span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span>What the hell does he mean criticality of the situation?? Am I not dead already ?? or does he think someone will sing a song and I will be alive (like in most Indian movies.)</span></p><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span><span>2.<span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span>How can I get maximum pay on my death?<span> </span>Suppose I am walking down the street and <span> </span>I get stabbed.<span> </span>I actually have to tell him to stab me a couple of more times, so I can get the maximum pay (cuz obviously stabbed a couple of times is more “critical” then stabbed just the one time.)</span></p><p style="text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span><span>3.<span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span>What the hell will I do with that money after I am dead?? He was going on about this for about an hour.<span> </span>And I was like, ”seriously, dude, I am not gonna be there to enjoy that money, why don’t u save all that bull**** to the person who get my money”.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Taking people through induction was this guys job, u’d think that he’d be better after all these years.<span> </span>But then, who is complaining (apart from me, of course)?</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1